Some funny tibia articles:

Tibia Funny : (During Tibia gamemasters' dedicated work to help the community they also experience funny and absurd situations every now and then. )

Me: Hello (30 seconds later, character hunting)
Me: Please answer
Botter: exura (1 minute later, character still hunting)
Me: answer me
Botter: YEYE (finally)
Botter: exura
Me: Stop moving
Botter: kk
Botter: exura
Me: What took you so long to answer me?
Botter: you don't wanna know :(
Me: I do
Me: Tell me
Botter: don't force me to lie
Me: Then don't lie
Me: Tell me why you didn't answer
Botter: Just ban me for macro using

The next day, he gave me a complaint : "I had no macro. I asked my little brother to play while I went to the bathroom quickly and I told him not to talk to anybody." And the little brother is accused, poor him: "I got my little brother to play for me ... and he doesn't really understand what a GM is .. I told him not to speak to anyone because he would get me killed. But don't you worry I have punished him very badly and now he isn't allowed to sleep with me when he has nightmares, that will teach him...